When the Coffee Does Not Work, Drink More Tea
When the coffee doesn't work, drink more tea. / If you don't drink coffee, then drink more tea.
When the coffee doesn’t work, drink more tea.
If you don’t drink coffee, then drink more tea.
If the tea doesn’t work and you’re still asleep,
Then try cold water: chug fast and deep.
If everything liquid does not wake you up,
Then forget anything that goes in a cup.
I put on the music (choose a lively beat),
And I keep on typing in my chilly seat.
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